UPDATE: QUESTIONS ANSWERED HERE (hint, CLICK).
So, even though I have sworn off doing spoiler blogs ever again, one of my ninjas deep inside the sewers of the brothers Warner, has hounded me for several days about doing one last Dear DR. And so I have finally given in, especially since there is so little going on.
So, ask your questions below and be sure to phrase them in the form of a glowing lovefest for me. The ones that get answered are the ones that are the most loving, worshiping, and all around gushing of me and my sites. If you ask a genius question but don't tell me how awesome I am, it is likely that you will have to find Ausiello's address and ask him.
P.S.
DR does NOT stand for DOCTOR. It stands for Darth Razorback... which is the name I sometimes use on the Internet thingy.
Oh and if you don't know what Dear DR is all about, tough. You miss out! Alrighty, so it is essentially a Q&A between you and me. You ask me anything and I answer it. Usually it is CHUCK related, though. Since my ninjas all work on CHUCK!
DR, you are so awesome you should be running a major TV network or something. You watch nothing but the best shows on television.
ReplyDeleteI miss the good old days when crazy shippers had something to freak out about and filled the forums with their worst case scenarios.
Is there something coming up with Chuck and Sarah that crazy shippers can freak out about? Or that you can word in a way that will freak them out even though it is innocuous?
I almost cried just now reading that. It really is coming to an end. :(
ReplyDeleteOh humble great and wonderful DR, please tell me a secret. Will the finale live up to our expectations? Last year you warned us of the awful cliffhanger (Morgan getting the Intersect) and you were 100% right. So what say you about this upcoming finale?
Thank you for answering my question and for keeping up with the best, funniest, and most rebellious fan site in the history of mankind. I love you madly.
Miss NBC Universe
Dear DR, your handsomeness knows no bounds and your eyes sparkle in the night like a shooting star piercing through an angel's wings. My question is will Morgan and Alex get back together or was their breakup a way to save money by letting go an actress? I hope not since I think Mekenna is awesome and beautiful! Thanks buddy! --Not Mekenna's publicist I swear
ReplyDeleteDear DR you lite up my life and your podcast is the reason I wear adult diapers. Whats the baby in Chuck versus the baby? Speculation is that its Sarahs child from before she joined the CIA. I know it sounds rediculous but some believe it. Can you confirm or denie?
ReplyDeleteOnce more unto the breach, dear DR all wise and powerful wizard of all things Chuck, and Yvonne's favorite fan. Will Papa B return? I'm almost afraid he will and that it will make no sense. I realize you have a no major spoilers rule but just hint or wink or nudge me or something. Appreciated. Love you.
ReplyDeleteThere will be a hospital scene like in season 4 finale???
ReplyDeleteI need to hink of a question when I get home.
ReplyDeleteDR,
ReplyDeleteCan you give us a hint as to what will be going on with Sarah later in the season? You seemed to suggest - in the 5.4 episode discussion - that Sarah's ability to pass the lie detector test was connected to some kind of issue that will spring up between her and Chuck. I normally don't care all that much about relationship drama, but I'm curious as to what this big revelation will be concerning Mrs. Bartowski.
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If you guys want these questions answered, you need to be a bit more... ummm... generous hinthinthint.
ReplyDeleteGlory be praised to the lord of the Chuck fandom, dear DR can you tell us if anyone will die? There have been conflicting statements from Fedak about no one is safe but he doesn't want to kill off anyone. Your poll suggest someone will. I thought it would be General Beckman but she is not an option. Is that a sneaky hint? I could see you doing something like that.
ReplyDeleteMatt
Better.
ReplyDeleteDr Razorback of the mighty Chuck universe please guide me in answering my question for I am eternity grateful. Will Chuck and Sarah ever have an episode in which they are romancing it up for a long period of time or that they have a bunch of sweet moments? Any hint on what those moments can be? I am eternity grateful for this last Dear Dr, I will forever remember you Dr Razorback and all of your amazing works
ReplyDeletePS Hows that?
DR, you are my god. Period.
ReplyDeleteWill Sarah's true love Shaw return to take her away from that wimpy kisser Chuck?
He was dreamy. But, not as dreamy as you.
Tru Shipper
Dearest sweet DR, please tell me if we find out anything wild about Sarah's past like she was married before or pregnant.
ReplyDeleteMuch better, everyone. Much better. Your master is pleased with your reverence.... though he does feel that you could amp it up a bit more. I mean, this IS the last time ever.
ReplyDeleteAll hail the mighty DR, whose wit and wisdom doth put all crazy shippers to shame. (Or it would if they had the brains to realize how stupid you make them look.)
ReplyDeleteIn the interest of not asking megaspoilers, I'll leave it general. Can I get a Casey-oriented spoiler of your choice? I've been (mostly) good this year.
Cor
Dear DR Thank you for these awesome 3 years wich I've known you!! You'll always have a special place in my heart! With your podcast every week made me laugh and watch chuck in a different special way... I already miss you... so my question is will chuck get the Intersect back? I love him intersectless btw
ReplyDeleteNena a fan from Greece
I'm making a toast to you royalness with a glass of champagne also because it my birthday DR you've brightened my week for so long now and may I say a huge thank you and now I have my final question to you are the number votes for who will die in the finale going in the right direction?? And you know just give a wink or a nudge you know pleassee PS it would be an awesome 18th birthday present if you would answer. Much appreciated your greatness
ReplyDeleteMuch love from London :)
Happy Birthday! I will answer that question Friday. :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome thank you sooo much your awesome I'll be waiting that made my birthday officially :D
ReplyDeleteI have this theory that DR is the most amazing, smart and artistic person out there... O WAIT he already is. Darth Razorback in your wisdom can you bestow upon me WHY CHUCK AND SARAH SEEM SO DISTANT? Are they ever going to have one of those amazing scene like at the end of 4.02 "Chuck versus the Suitcase" IF SO PLEASE SHARE YOU WISDOM
ReplyDeleteNerd OUT
I don´t really have a question. Just wanted to say thanks for every Dear DR, podcast and really every post or insight you shared about Chuck. I am sad to see it go, but it was a great ride.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I don't really know what to do with actual praise. I... umm... thank you? I'm so confused!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful DR, what do your ninjas on the inside say about the set this season? Are people sad or enjoying the final episodes? Is it upbeat? How about this last week? Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to chuckmeout.com?! Where can I get my Chuck news?!?!
ReplyDeleteIs that a question from 2010? They haven't updated that site in a long time.
ReplyDeleteDear DR just wondering if morgan is going to have anymore effects from the intersect. I know they have shown him not remembering things like star wars and indiana jones movies and casey have fun with him but will he have like an effect like every once in a while Morgan has little darkside from when he had the intersect? Which I think could help with the fans you don't like how they just finished it up in the last episode.
ReplyDeletePS love your podcast I hope you do more when you have the time because they were and are great to listen. Thanks for all your hard work and comedy.
Just want to say that if it wasn't for you and Chuckgasmic, I probably wouldn't have enjoyed being a Chuck fan as much as I have. Other podcasts are unlistenable and other sites are either full of BS or people I can't identify with. You are a straight shooter and really intelligent. Those are two things I respect a lot.
ReplyDeleteAww shucks... :o)
ReplyDeleteJust thought of a question...
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you've been getting some spoilers despite originally not wanting them. Have you heard anything that sounds like it can become a "fan favorite"?
(I'm discounting that many fans thought "Business Trip" was one of their favorite episodes.)
I'm not really getting that many spoilers. I will just submit the questions to my source and let him give me whatever answer he wants to give and then I will write it the way I want to write it. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to avoid as many spoilers as possible... and liking it.
No chuck for 3 weeks and nobody cares us:(( No spoilers, no promos, no episode stills, no sneak peeks:o(
ReplyDeleteI care... let's hug.
ReplyDeleteO Heavenly Magnus,
ReplyDeleteI just
want
Chuck and Sarah
to smex
each other
up.
Signed,
A loyal follower
Does Sarah have a sister? (flashback to season 1 chuck vs the wookie, the barowski family, morgan, amd sarah are playin a game, sarah gets the ? Most dangerous situation ever..she says when her and her SISTER put baby oil instead of sunscreen and got burnt like a lobster)...so...does she really have a sister??
ReplyDeleteI fear that "DR" is an inappropriate term for you seeing as you, Sir, are a god among men and, thus, your knowledge is highly valued and sought after. You put Jedi to shame. You put, I dare say, Chuck Norris to shame.
ReplyDeleteAlas, I implore you to pray tell: Chuck and Sarah. Baby by the end? Sarah's face when Devon was instructing baby Pilates could either be an accidental thing by Yvonne's... Amazement, for lack of a better term, or epic foreshadowing. My feeble, human mind cannot take the suspense of not knowing the answer.
Just wanted to say thanks for all you've done! You and your site have been the best part of my Chuck experience, especially the podcasts! Always appreciate hearing your opinions on episodes, storylines or whatever, and all the info you've given to fans.
ReplyDeleteAny good hints/tidbits about the Christmas episode?
Dear DR - Magnus - One thing I am least looking forward to as the series ends is the anticipation of reading your insights, comments and other wordly snark! You have set the standard for fan site interaction - and the bar is very high!
ReplyDeleteWith that said, I have but one question - Fedak likes every ending to be a beginning - a prologue to what is to come. Will the finales (5.13) be a real finale, with maybe an epilogue, or will it again tease us a bit with what could be or have been?
I look forward to keeping up with you on GeekFurious - but you'll always be DR to me!
where are the answers??????
ReplyDeleteI am sending the questions out to my ninja tonight and he said he has a window to answer them tonight so... if all works out, Friday.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the kind words... and I mean to those who really meant it and weren't just kissing ass to get their question answered.
ReplyDeleteThere may only be five or six of you who genuinely appreciated this site, but that's all the validation a guy like me needs. :)
And I would love to release a podcast soon but no one has been around, or people have been sick, or I have been sick, so it keeps getting pushed off. I guess I could do one by myself but the last time I did that, people either just commented on my voice or how much it sucked.
So... I should do that again. ;)
Your DRness, I had two questions for you, but one (will Mama B. make an appearance before the end) was apparently answered by Wendy Lynn on Twitter, and the second is exactly what PeterOinNJ already asked.
ReplyDeleteAll I can do then is just thank you for your insane awesomeness, and seriously, for making this ride even more enjoyable with your comments and your passion.
But I hope that there will be at least a final podcast after 513, a final group hug: because we all know that deep inside you are a softy, just like Casey...
Wendy is totally ruining this Dear DR! Damn you, you nice and awesome person you!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Henry. I am sure we will do a finale podcast, or more. And I suspect the people who have done podcasts with me on CYT/CYtP will travel to the GF one where we will go on for many years comparing other shows to CHUCK.
I've asked some "jokey" questions. But, I realize I should thrown in a more "high brow" one for it to be worthy of this site.
ReplyDeleteIn the end, will the show lean more towards "free will" or "determinism"?
The whole hint of a conspiracy in which Chuck has been a pawn would seem to go towards the latter.
(Maybe that question isn't THAT highbrow, but it's the best I can do.)
The questions have all been submitted. Thanks for participating.
ReplyDeleteThanks for submitting them to your ninja, Magnus. And thanks again for all your hard work on the fandom side of the show over the years. Some others out there bang their own drum pretty loudly when it comes to how much they supposedly do for fans, but you've always been a great source of info, spoilers, enthusiasm, insight, and most of all, a lot of humor. I'm gonna miss that.
ReplyDeleteSo the tongue-in-cheek stuff aside, you definitely get the real compliment us understated Midwestern Scandiniavian types would give: thanks again, and yaknow, you're a real good guy. ;)
Cor
Snifflies... I mean, shut up!
ReplyDeleteDear Amazingly great doctor
ReplyDeletethere are just a few episodes left and i need a steamy dose from chuck and sarah, style 2.21. Is there one?
Dear DR the Incredible,
ReplyDeleteWhy are Chuck episodes not available online? I have looked for them on hulu xfinity and nbc, yet none of them have it. It is quite bothersome to say the least.
Thanks for all of your hard work for the fandom, the information you shared and more than anything else, for making me laugh out loud many times when listening to your podcast and reading you blog.
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Thank you, ac.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of podcasts... I believe we are doing one this Friday, though it will most likely be a GeekFurious one since we have a lot more to talk about than CHUCK. But we shall see how it goes. There is nothing stopping me from putting it out as CYtP or GFP. Like it matters... which, strangely enough, it does to people.