CHUCK Rap for 2011 (aka Chuck Wrap Party Rap)

The creator of this masterpiece, Bob Dougherty, aka No Jeans Bob (click on the link if you want to email him), posted the song on YouTube for everyone to enjoy over a month ago but we somehow missed it!  So, here it is.  Share it with the world!



Bob got to perform this for the cast and crew at the CHUCK season 4 wrap party, this month.

You can DOWNLOAD the track by clicking this link.

Chuck Rap Song Lyrics

Written and performed by Bob Dougherty      

Y’all gonna feel a shock where the bad guys lurk

On notorious criminals he’ll flash like clockwork

Zach’s in the joint from the point of inception

General’s on the pulse, she be handing out directions

Check it, Agent Walker got a gun pointed atcha

If you try to run she’s gonna catch ya

But John Casey will kill you with a stare like a dagger from hell

He’s like Karl Lagerfeld ‘cause he dress so well

Comes out of every fight and battle that he’s in with not a dent

Lester ain’t a putz; for him that’d be a compliment

A violet is blue, a rose red

Yo Carina, is that you, chillin’ Morgan’s bed?

Grimes, he used to be a shmuck in slacks

Now his and Chuck’s attacks are puttin’ suckers on their backs

Once he was the guy that made you wonder how

Every time he spoke or made a move, you’d wanna cringe, how ya like him now?

For Fulcrum it’s curtains, the Ring got faded

Operation Volkoff: eradicated

So give it up Shaw, the fat lady sang, it’s over

Don’t I recognize that tiger from The Hangover?

Beckman on the line, keep evil in check

Pull Tron off the wall to map the Intersect

And Big Mike with Patricia Rae, who dat?

Carla from Maria Full Of Grace, see I knew that

Ellie got a bun in the oven, the belly getting’ bigger by the minute

Awesome, innit?

Grimes, you better pay your boy back for the condom that you took

From his wallet when he wasn’t lookin’

The opposite of cool, G.  Talk about a cruel twist!

How ya gonna block Chuck, when he ‘bout to get bliss?

You got a lesson in the merits of alliance

From number 9-deuce on the Super Bowl Giants

Linda be a “bad mother” of Chuck, so don’t start

Hang with her you can’t, she ain’t for the feint of heart

The T2 and Rocky 4 lines, yeah I caught ‘em

Zach’s rollin’ up in the slick, black cart George bought him

Mr. McPartlin, can I call you Ryan?

Zach got a spot on Conan O’Brien

From music to intro, slide to the main part

Knocks other series out the box like a tranc dart

Sarah broke the surface of the water in the jungle

A bikini top, knife in her teeth, I felt humbled

Drop the scanner, and pick up the 12 gauge

And tear the roof off like two dogs caged

Zach didn’t get to use his nun chucks, but it didn’t matter

‘Cause he left the villain on the plane battered

Drive by in the tram, 12-strong from Chatham

Watch girls melt when Ryan smiles and waves at ‘em

Stage 4, home for Sarah, Chuck and Grimes

Throw a party, and put Bobby on stage to bust rhymes

The Nerd Herder hit the turbo and it jetted from the shadows of the dark

And straight back to Echo Park

“Puis-je te donner un coussin?” I applaud his French

Zach speaking out to a worldwide audience

I told Yvonne a joke in Spanish and she laughed son

You can’t get over on her, don’t pull a fast one

‘Cause if you gotta be told, she gonna tell ya

And best believe the voice you gonna hear is from Australia

Bryce paid the ultimate price, heroic

Casey: epitome alpha male stoic

Sarah on the carry and you know she won’t fumble

Nicole stepped to her, and Richie got pummeled

Chuck, take it light but keep your eyes out homie

I’ll be keepin’ out of trouble so you don’t flash on me