Friday, May 7, 2010

CHUCK Versus The Rest of the Season - Teasers

So what is to come?

Come back here every 13 seconds of every day because new teasers could be posted at any time!  You never know!

Teaser 1
What once was found, will soon be lost.

Teaser 2
Love is a comfortable burden... sometimes with tragic consequences.


Teaser3
Episode LIV: The Ring Strikes Back.

Teaser 4
Team B 1, The Ring 2

Teaser 5
1R2 KARA 2HC

Teaser 6
Confession is good inamorata.

Teaser 7
They were three, then to four, but lost and quickly gained... four again and soon to grow... some falling in, aflame'd.

Teaser 8
When all is said and done, two shall join the nevermore.

Teaser 9
Zombies attack!

Teaser 10
A promise will not be kept and yet be fulfilled in a loss

Teaser 11
Game-changer & point-of-no-return will finally have meaning?

131 comments:

  1. Oh Magnus, that could be about so many things ... but I will guess Chuck's dad, cuz I think he will be the one to die at season's end, so Chuck once found him, and he will lose him!

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  2. Without giving anything away, it has nothing to do with Chuck's dad.

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  3. Casey loses his ex-fiancee and daughter.

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  4. Dungeon Master Level 4May 7, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    Shippageddon 3: Revenge of the Shippocalyspe?

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  5. #2 makes me think that either Ellie or Awesome are gonna end up six feet under. They wouldn't kill off Chuck or Sarah, obviously.

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  6. No, they could not kill of Chuck or... well, they COULD kill off Sarah.

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  7. I love you, no. I want you, wait no. I NEED you giving more spoilers.

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  8. I am not sure if you are coming onto me or if you are asking me to post more teasers.

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  9. They cannot kill Chuck or Sarah. Unfortunately I also point for Papa Bartowski to be the one that dies, so sad! but makes sense!

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  10. Wow, you guys figured it out. It is totally Papa B who is going to die. Nothing gets by you guys. I am super impressed by your deductive skills. ;)

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  11. TPTB have stolen some plot ideas from the latest Bourne and Bond movies...
    Sarah gets shot by a reincarnated Shaw - then Chuck has to kill him again.
    Chuck snaps - and turns into a rogue agent focused completely on REVENGE.
    Its a theme based loosely on that short story - the Monkey's Paw - where you get your wish granted but something terrible happens in return. We've had our wish granted by seeing Chuck and Sarah together and happy - but it won't last long.

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  12. While I am a shipper and have liked Chuck and Sarah together these past few episodes... I would just love if the ending goes all ESB. I notice Sarah hasnt said the actual words ILY to our boy Chuck yet. Could they very well be holding that back for her Leia moment in the final minute of 3.19? Dear god I hope so! I would love for Chuck to be hauled off by the Ring to end the season and doubly thrilled if Chucks Mom was Vader! Has an ESB ending ever been done on TV before Magnus? Didnt Fedak say it will be something never been done?

    Anyway, both of your first two teasers could fit that bill... Lets pray I am right ;)

    HJ

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  13. yea they probaly will kill orion but didnt he say he had to fake his death more then one time? think he said that in the dream job episode
    so if they get another season I bet he comes back :)

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  14. How have the writers STOLEN ideas from something when none of that happens?

    HJ, if there is an Empire Strikes Back type ending, and I have been pulling for one for over a year, it will probably be more in tone than actual scene homages.

    Anonymous, Orion will be back in season 4 and he will not have faked his own death. ;)

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  15. If budget cuts are a reality, the tragic consequence I am going to guess is the elimination of a top 6 character, my guess is awesome, who shares a comfortable relationship with ellie, this would allow ellie to take some of the heat off of the CS relationship to supply love intrigue, I am further going to guess a S4/S5/S6 morgan - ellie full blown WT/WT, angst, PLI, LI, and ultimate resolution.

    I'm going to guess the intersect will be lost, not sure what will replace it, if anything?

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  16. "I'm going to guess the intersect will be lost, not sure what will replace it, if anything?"

    I was thinking something like that. The season could end with Chuck losing the Intersect. But not in a Oh finally it's over kind of ending. Chuck is no more the Chuck of season two. But I can't see another Intersect download in season four. So I'm going to rule this idea out. The Intersect is too important for the show.

    And Orion is too cool to die :)

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  17. I'm gonna try something different here.I think the death could be Chuck.Well, more appropriately, he would fake his own death to protect Ellie, Morgan and Sarah, and live under the name Charles Charmichael, and then on season 4 we'll get to see how he's going to handle this situation.

    Is this too dark? Because honestly I don't think it's Awesome, or even more predctitable, Steven B. who's going to die.

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  18. It is not too dark. It is an interesting idea. It is probably too interesting for anyone but you to seriously consider but I like it.

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  19. Hahaha..well, considering the fact that Josh and Chris said that is something that was never done before on TV, that was my guess. Imagine "killing" off the main character?That's something unusual and extremely risky.

    Just thinking outside of the box for a while...lol!

    But anyway, whatever they do, I'm sure it's gonna be great!

    izavox (couldn't comment with LJ, don't know why)

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  20. "Killing" the main character has definitely been done before on TV though. Pretty sure Buffy died more than once during that series (and came back) when she was the title character.

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  21. It should be noted that Buffy killed Buffy. Twice. And left her dead at the end of a season once.

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  22. On killing the main character, Farscape did that. They had split Crichton into 2 Chrichtons and one of them died. It was still pretty emotional stuff.

    Diane

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  23. Back to speculation...

    Don't know what those codes in 5 mean, but I'll venture a guess that #4 means that Team B kills 1, while the Ring kills 2.

    Diane

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  24. 1 R2D2 MODEL HUH? lol... Kara = Chuck's Mom

    HJ

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  25. at first i thought that they would kill papa bartowski but it's too obvious. So i think they're gonna kill Awesome and then next season it's gonna be a Ellie/Morgan couple. BTW ur teasers are becoming wayyy too vague...but thanks anyway ;)

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  26. #4: Team Bartowski has 1 intersect, but the ring has 2??

    Kara, huh? Will have to think about that one.

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  27. kara = sara's twin?

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  28. #4:Will be reported to the score of a challenge, perhaps Operation Bartowski 1 and Ring 2.

    #5:Kara could be Chuck's mom?

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  29. what's " morata"?

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  30. I should have said "in a buttfor." And then someone would ask me "What's a buttfor?" And I would say "for pooping, silly." ;)

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  31. innamorata is an italian word and an old school dean martin song :p

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  32. Does anyone get the Empire Strikes Back vibe to these teasers? Oh man am I feeling it and it feels intensely scary and exciting.

    1. what once was found, will soon be lost

    2. Love is a comfortable burden... sometimes with tragic consequences

    4. Team B 1, The Ring 2

    5. 1R2 KARA 2HC

    6. Confession is good in a morata

    Those are the most confusing. Except maybe I can guess #6. Alex finally finds out about her dad. Everything else sounds intriguing but that's all I can make out. Very intriguing and scary stuff is going to happen. I got chills reading the teasers.

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  33. first one sounds like the fellowship of the ring to G herself '' Once that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.'' sounds very similar.

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  34. They are meant to be confusing... but they are puzzles. If you can figure them out, then you will get a bigger picture. There is also a theme to these teasers. They are not just random.

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  35. Zac Levi is in Europe doing press for Chuck. Josh Gomez was in NYC doing press last month. It seems that Zac is always promoting the show. Is this part of his contract? It would be nice to see Adam and Yvonne doing some press for the show. It would be fabulous to see them all together in an interview....that would be a riot! They used to do more at the beginning of the series and it seems to have tapered off.

    So, how does publicity work on Chuck"?

    Thanks!
    Stacy

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  36. Hi Magnus

    Are we talking kidnapping...

    Ellie? Sarah? Caseys Daughter?

    Am I warm or cold?

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  37. CalmDown, not prepared to talk about how hot or cold you might be... just yet.

    Stacy, I am sure they are all contracted to do publicity but I don't know what their individual obligations are. Often, they send the people who they think will sell the show best. And Yvonne and Adam do their fair share. Zac and Josh just deal with it better and so they do more of it.

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  38. We all know Leia was kidnapped in Star Wars which points to Ellie being the target, Devon being taken out by Justin in Africa also supports this. The big bad ended up being Lukes father which suggests Orion may be Ring or Chucks mom turns up. Alternatively Orion is actually ObiWan and gets killed by the Big Bad such as Chucks mom.

    Feel free to ignore this if it gets too close to the truth. I am probably way off.

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  39. Are the spoilers in any particular order Magnus?

    For instance are the first 6 spoilers you have revealed related to the next 2 episodes while the rest of the spoilers cover the finale?

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  40. Like I said, there is a theme to the spoilers.

    But they are not in order of appearance.

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  41. Orion never told you Chuck. I am your half brother. ;)

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  42. No, no.... silly JC. The line would be:

    "Orion never told you what happened to your mother!"

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  43. Crap, I messed up the line. Time to turn in my Nerd card.

    So that would make Morgan Lando and Casey Chewie?

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  44. Yeah, but you know Morgan thinks of himself as Han Solo. ;)

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  45. So he'll shoot Justin first but they'll change it for the DVDs? :)

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  46. Now that's a real teaser. One thousand more hits for your site guaranteed.

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  47. If Morgan is Han Solo, does that mean he'll be frozen in carbonite?

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  48. #7 seems to refer to the number of people on Team Bartowski. The "soon to grow" and some falling in aflame'd could be a reference to Ellie. She would be really angry when she finally finds out Chuck's secret.

    Diane

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  49. 1 Pizza
    2 Mars < Jupiter
    3 Betty White
    4 scuba diving
    5 frostbite
    6 Truffle Shuffle/ Baby Ruth
    7 Chainsaw

    That was so easy. Clearly I am of the highest intelect.

    -Matt

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  50. #7 obviously has to be talking about Team B themselves. Once three now four. lost yet quickly gained. Casey exiled then back? Four again and soon to grow. Devon will have to realize it's his destiny to join the team. Steven B joining the gang in ep 17. Looks like our heroic band grows in numbers in the finale. Sweet. Thx Magnus.

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  51. Flames refer to the BuyMore. Rumor has it the BuyMore goes up in flames. Question is who stays with the show and who doesn't.

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  52. Star wars hey, I bet Morgan thinks he is han solo, chuck is luke sky walker, sarah is leia and casey is chewey, lol. The whole there was 3 now 4 and will be 4 again makes me think that the 3 were casey, chuck and sarah and the 4th was morgan, morgan dies then their will be 3 then awesome joins and it will be 4. Or chuck is kidnapped and awesome joins to make it 4, or casey leaves to protect his family for a while and awesome joins to make 4. Oh so many possiblities.

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  53. 7 was talking about shaw, they lost shaw yet quickly gained morgan to make 4 again

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  54. #7... The team goes from 4 to 3 when Chuck goes to the loony bin. Then goes back to 4 by the end of 3.16 when Chuck is vindicated that his dreams are legit.

    Then the team increases 2 members when Ellie Bartowski is kidnapped by Justin at the end of 3.17. Stephen and Devon are called to arms and join the team to get her back in the 2 hour finale.

    HJ

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  55. To offer a different view on #7: the Bartowski family. Three (Chuck, Ellie, Devon), then four - add Papa B, who is lost then gained, though not quickly. Then growing quickly could mean a) a baby for the Awesomes and/or b) Sarah joining the family via an engagement (since she's 'aflame' with love for Chuck).

    For #6, according to wiki, there's an asteroid named Morata, so maybe it's part of the ESB theme. In the asteroid is Han and Leia's first big love realization, so I'm guessing that Sarah will say ILY to Chuck (which I'm already fully convinced of regardless).

    I can't wait to watch the finale and laugh at my guesses. Also, I think the 'shipper in me is influencing my take on these. :)

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  56. Re #5: No guesses for 1R2 (one linear regression?) But assuming KARA is Chuck's mother (I'm not convinced), 2HC could mean too hardcore, meaning she's a member of the Ring and responsible for going after Chuck, Ellie, and Awesome. Or HC could stand for hurt/comfort, in that Kara both hurts and comforts two people - Ellie and Awesome. She's their mother, but she left them.

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  57. pooja,
    well teaser 7 cud be once they were 3 (chuck/sarah/casey),now 4 morgan is now a member of team B,,,lost will be chuck - chuck is put off the field duty as per episode 3.16,bt quickly gained, so they again become 4, nd more to grow, probably , papa B joines the team,,, thats wht i think!!!!!!!! tkcr bye

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  58. Most of these guesses are not correct... for most of them. But one person got close on 7... and one person got close on 5.

    Here is a hint: KARA is not a name.

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  59. Teaser 5 : 1R2 KARA 2HC = One or Two character to hear and see.

    That sounds great.

    But I don't know what it means

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  60. Magnus,

    Teaser #5 -

    One reason to (1R2) kill a ring agent (KARA) to help Casey (2HC)?

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  61. Now you all are starting to think. :) Those guesses may be wrong but at least they are stabs in the right direction.

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  62. Hi Magnus,

    Does anyone think that when fedak and swartz say they are going to do something with the show that they never have done before that it could be just the editing, I mean think about it, they could theoretically do a tarentino type of storytelling where all the parts are mixed up and in the end they all come together, one part sarah and chuck, another part casey and daughter and morgan, another part steve bartowski and mama b, another part ellie and awesome, buy more crew, etc and then all the stories interwine into how they are affected by the ring and the end game of the whole season is confronting the ring together, that would be epic because it would actually keep people guessing until the final moments, just a thought.

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  63. LOL Just because they said they are killing someone off, doesn't mean that that character will stay dead. How many times has Bryce come back?

    Nat

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  64. I'm still hoping for the shocking anti-shipperish reveal that Chuck and Sarah's mother are the same person. I guess Schwedak never did incest on television before :)

    Frido

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  65. When all is said and done, two shall join the nevermore... Most confusing one yet. I have to admit this one's got me stumpt (sp?)

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  66. BuyMore ... NeverMore ... Jeffster quit and go be rockstars

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  67. 1R2 KARA 2HC

    One regular (not in the know about chuck) to kill a ring agent to help Chuck

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  68. or 1R2 KARA 2HC

    One regular to kill a ring agent to help casey

    maybe his daughter or her mom kills somebody?

    it could put alex (the daughter) having to be raised by casey in the picture, and if the daughter didnt know about the ring and was just doing it to try to save her mom it would be hilarious next season for casey to try and hide it

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  69. Teaser 8: I'm gonna go with Shaw and Chuck's Dad. Both will come back only to be killed. Am I close?

    Corbin

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  70. Maybe the person that's going to die is Shaw....again(or maybe really dead this time)

    Nat

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  71. Yancy
    Hey magnus Sepinwall didn't like tonights ep that much go fig.

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  72. Nothing unusual about a critic not liking an episode the fans like. It is actually very predictable. They love the episodes we hate. Don't love the ones we love. :)

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  73. Not all fans liked it. I thought it was VERY disappointing after the excellence of the past 2. Chuck lying to Sarah is cheese and if Shaw is alive that is even bigger cheese.

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  74. Chuck lied to Sarah because he loves her and saw how much it would hurt her to hear that he was not OK. I love the idea of Shaw being alive. I think he makes an awesome villain.

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  75. Team B 1, The Ring 2

    I'm going to guess Chuck on Team B and Ellie and Papa B on The Ring side but not by choice, at least not on Papa B's part.

    Time for Chuck to tell Ellie the truth.

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  76. Hi Magnus,

    When is your podcast up for this last episode I do love and look forward to your points of view on the episode. By the way do you have a feeling that when chuck does tell his dad that he is a spy that his dad freaks out and says I am no staying here to watch you die and only changes him mind when he finds out chuck reintersected and that is affecting his brain then he will try and reconfigure the intersect to make it safe in the finale.

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  77. Podcast will be recorded tonight. So, it will be out either tonight or tomorrow. Depending on how awesome LOST is tonight. :)

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  78. As much as I liked this week's episode, I gotta subtract arbitrary points for going to the "I Love You" cliche. I hate that that's become a standard benchmark in every TV relationship. I get that they were hammering home the "Sarah isn't used to a real relationship" point, I just wish they would have been more creative in doing that. I mean, does anybody doubt that she loves him? Much like the move-in, it seemed like a little bit of forced tension.

    Since I don't want to just list the negative stuff, I will say that Casey and Morgan continue to be awesome, especially the tranquilizer scene. And it's good to see Ellie get something beyond pushing Chuck to move forward in his life.

    I also really liked the stuff with Morgan and Anna, even though there wasn't much of it. Although it most likely won't happen, I wish she could come around more often.

    Overall, a solid B episode, in my opinion. The Team B stuff was pretty good, as was Doc. The villain was unspectacular, but I liked that they planted the Shaw returns seed. Can't wait to see what happens when Bakula's back, especially with Ellie now knowing what she knows

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  79. I didn't get the impression at all that the "I love you" element was being used as an angst element. Chuck stated that he knew she loved him... he didn't overreact to it... they actually avoided the cliche.

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  80. i'm going to post my 1st reaction to #8. 2 more people join the ring, but the ring is ultimately defeated and replaced with a new villian. the ring part I was their introduction and the ring part II is their departure.

    -132 (i don't have a name, just numbers)

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  81. I'm glad Chuck didn't tell Sarah about his condition for now. It just wasn't the moment. She just got the nerve to tell him that she loves him and he would have made it traumatic if his next words would have been, "by the way, doc said the intersect is frying my brain."
    Way to ruin the moment for both of them. Please I'm sure the shippers would have freaked out. "Oh no! Now they are trying to separate them again by making it seem that Chuck is going to die!" I'll take this road then going back to the other and reading complaints all the time.

    And on we go to next week's episode!

    At least the only WT/WT we have to worry about now is NBC and their decision. grrrrrrrrr

    Nat

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  82. Magnus, I am going to take a stab in the dark and guess that you did not have to WAIT THREE YEARS to find out if Han was ok, was Vader Lukes dad, who was the other Yoda mentioned etc!!! It was horrible. I certainly hope that ep 19 {54-(13+22)} does not drive me that nuts (If we get another season, if not they better put out a book or something!!)

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  83. Nat, that is exactly what we said in the podcast (that will be out tomorrow). Why would Chuck tell Sarah bad news right after she told him she loves him and looks forward to a life with him? NO ONE WOULD DO THAT.

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  84. That's something that was driving me insane on the boards. Sarah finally says the three words and expresses how much she's looking forward to sharing a future with him and Chuck's supposed to immediately say: "Yeah, about that. The Doc says the Intersect is still probably reducing my brain to a big pile of crazy goo at an indeterminate rate so that future might not last very long. Sorry. But look on the bright side, I have a very lucrative life insurance policy. That way when I die, you'll still be young enough to enjoy the money."

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  85. Just one more reason why I don't read forums. :)

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  86. And if he had told her people would complain that he was being cruel. You think people would be happy she shut him up to say "I love you" TWICE.

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  87. Magnus,

    I'm with u. I used to participate on one of the big Chuck boards but left because some people are just too much. I said one thing and people jumped down my throat over it. Geez, can't even express an opinion without someone going overboard.

    There's a fine line between passion and obsession.

    Nat

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  88. Nat, forums are where melodramatic people go to feel normal.

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  89. Zombies attack?

    Shaw returns!!!
    Or Chuck & Morgan are playing Call of Duty World at War :P

    - Jimbo12

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  90. If Shaw comes back, I can handle him being more Zombieish, and less 'Alive Again'. If he is Alive again then the writers need to be taken to task for being unoriginal/uncreative and beating a dead Bryce Horse... I will be rolling my eyes.

    HJ

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  91. Well, remember the plural is used, which means more than just 1 "Zombie" might return. Who knows, would be cool to have a Bryce/Vincent/Shaw/Roark/Mauser/etc reunion :D.

    Frido

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  92. Though, to be fair, I used the plural form to confuse, not to be accurate. ;)

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  93. # 2 they could kill Sarah. I think Chuck is going to be widowed enough time for the fans go crazy.

    Anna

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  94. Chuck gets a season 4!!!

    HJ

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  95. #9 ok I just went bug eyed over that one. You think it might be like Shaun of the Dead?

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  96. I first guessed that Papa B came back to save chucks life, that he knows the intersect causes problems and he had already made a device to counter those problems. But the more I think about it, I am not sure, I mean why did Papa B not remove his original intersect, he did say that he was a kid and he was stupid, also he said to chuck that it must be a burden to have that in your head, so I am not sure why he still has that old version. Secondly how do you fix a brain that is a computer that is overheating? Is there a patch that can reduce the synapsis firing so hard, does seem to be a huge conundrum. Thirdly I think chucks dreams maybe a message from someone he knows that works for the ring and is trying to warn him about danger, Think about it what if you can access the intersect remotely and control it how cool would that be.

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  97. I am starting to think Casey may be the one who dies in the finale.

    - AgentSamLisa tweeted "Suddenly feeling as if I lost a great friend... something is in the air. Worried."
    - Two of the teasers are "What once was found, will soon be lost," and "Love is a comfortable burden... sometimes with tragic consequences."

    Of all the characters, Sarah is most likely to consider Casey a "great friend". She wouldn't describe Chuck that way, and she doesn't have a real friendship with any other series regular, except Casey.

    The Ring knows Casey is NSA, and is probably going to target Alex (his daughter). Casey could sacrifice himself to save Alex, and that would it with the two teasers.

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  98. Whatever AgentSamLisa has tweeted I do not know the meaning, but to think that Casey will be killed, I do not know man. How can Chuck not have Casey, I am not a huge shipper, yeah I am ok with Chuck and Sarah, but man I watch this show also for Chuck and Casey's interactions, and Casey comes up with the best lines. You cannot do Chuck without Casey, you need someone to mediate between the Chuck and Sarah, you need someone to train Morgan, you need John Casey, the man is awesome.

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  99. @AgentSamLisa was talking about Ali Adler. So, now you guys can stop speculating. ;)

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  100. I am thinking that if Shaw is still alive I think it makes sense how these final 3 episodes may shape up. I think Shaw is so angry that he will want it all, kill chuck, sarah, casey, everyone related to them the buymore and orange orange, CIA base. He will want to take everything away from everyone just to satisfy his vindictive thirst. How it plays out or if what I think might happen is going to be fascinating to see. How does Team Bartowski prevail?

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  101. Zombies Attack actually could be the playing of Zombies on Buy More screens :)

    - Jimbo92

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  102. Magnus, when are u going to stop teasing us and give us another clue?

    Come on, I'm eagerly waiting!!!

    ;-)

    Nat

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  103. Hehehe... everything I do has a reason. :)

    And people haven't discovered the reason yet.

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  104. Hey Magnus,

    Rumor has it that NBC will be keeping Chuck on Monday nights at 8 pm. According to a writer at the Hollywood Reporter. Any thoughts? I, personally, wish they would move it. Don't understand why they would keep it in the same timeslot.

    Nat

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  105. It is not a rumor... it is happening. :)

    You will hear my take on it... on the podcast on Tuesday.

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  106. Need new teasers :(
    I'm starved of Chuck :(

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  107. There will be no more teasers until next week. That was by request.

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  108. what promise will not be kept? And how will it be fulfilled?

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  109. Here's what i think in ur teasers:
    1.What once was found, will soon be lost.
    - I'm thinking it's about casey's daughter she was found in tictac maybe in subway/ring 2 she will be kidnapped by the ring to get to casey.
    2.Love is a comfortable burden... sometimes with tragic consequences.
    - Chuck sacrificing himself to save all his love ones.
    3.Episode LIV: The Ring Strikes Back.
    - 13(s1)+22(s2)+19(s3)= episode 54...lol i juz stated d obvious
    4.Team B 1, The Ring 2
    Team b 1 intersect (chuck),the ring 2 intersects(shaw n justin maybe)
    5.1R2 KARA 2HC
    one reason to kill a ring agent to help chuck.
    (maybe ellie will kill someone...)
    7.They were three, then to four, but lost and quickly gained... four again and soon to grow... some falling in, aflame'd.
    They were three(casey/chuck/sarah), then to four(casey/chuck/sarah/shaw), but lost(chuck shoots shaw and thinks he's dead) and quickly gained(casey/chuck/sarah/morgan)... four again and soon to grow(casey/chuck/sarah/ellie/awesome/papa B)dis is gonna be great... some falling in, aflame'd(maybe every1 will think chuck and papa B is dead in the explosion dat will happen in buymore).

    hi magnus ..i'm i close enough?...i've been thinking about dis spoilers lately...

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  110. Arianne, congratulations on #7... you got closest to the actual meaning. You also got close on #5 but "2" is a number. :)

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  111. A guess for #10... Casey promises to watch Ellie and keep her safe, which has already kind of been broken - the Ring has her. I'm guessing that maybe Casey kills Justin (especially if he's also after his daughter), therefore ensuring Ellie's safety.

    Does #8 refer to Jeffster? Not that they die, but it certainly appears they won't be at the Buy More. Maybe they'll be out of the picture for awhile.

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  112. #10A promise will not be kept and yet be fulfilled in a loss
    I think that Papa Bartowski cannot keep the promise to make a governor for Chuck to save him, but when he dies chuck will get the one he used and that will save him.

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  113. Hi Magnus,

    I have a guess for #8 when all is said and done two shall join the nevermore: could it be that that in the end, two intersects are destroyed, as in Papa B and Shaw? They both do after all have intersects, and I doubt that the writers would get rid of Chuck and his intersect.

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  114. In The Raven the guy goes insane. Could the "nevermore" refer to the effects the intersect have on the brain?

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  115. Must.Have.Last.Teaser :P

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  116. I feel that @Anonymous poster above me. If that is your name... or even better Magnus can we have a weekend scavenger hunt? ? ?

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  117. if what patty says is correct. doess that mean shaw and chuck will both go insane because of the intersect?

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  118. hmmm could the promise be when chucks dad promised to make him a governor. but he dosen't have time to.. yet when shaw kills chucks dad chuck will eventually get th governor?

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  119. # 11 Game changer and point of no return will finally have a meaning?....Oh boy, I don't know if I can survive this whole weekend till monday I've never been so excited in my life. Can't wait.

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  120. Teaser One
    What once was found, will soon be lost.
    - I think this is about Casey's daughter. She was found/discovered a few days ago, and she'll probably be kidnapped by The Ring.
    Teaser Two
    Love is a comfortable burden... sometimes with tragic consequences.
    - Could be about the Chuck and Sarah relationship.
    - Could be about the Ellie and Devon relationship since Ellie's currently taken by The Ring.
    - Could be about Casey and his daughter.
    Teaser Three
    Episode LIV: The Ring Strikes Back
    - S03E19: The Ring finally attacking Team Bartowski.
    Teaser Five
    1R2 KARA 2HC
    - One reason/regular to kill a Ring agent to help Chuck/Casey.
    Teaser Six
    Confession is good inamorata.
    - Probably about Casey confessing he's Alex' father.
    Teaser Seven
    They were three, then to four, but lost and quickly gained... four again and soon to grow... some falling in, aflame'd.
    - TEAM BARTOWSKI: Three (Chuck, Sarah and Casey) then Shaw joined (Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Shaw) then Shaw dies, but Morgan joins (Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Morgan). The aflamed might mean some people getting caught in the explosion of BuyMore.
    Teaser Eight
    When all is said and done, two shall join the nevermore.
    - Jeffster leaving BuyMore to really become rockstars.
    - Two intersects mushing their brains up.
    Teaser Nine
    Zombies attack!
    - Shaw is ALIVE.
    Teaser Ten
    A promise will not be kept and yet be fulfilled in a loss
    - It's too vague to be able to guess.
    Teaser Eleven
    Game-changer & point-of-no-return will finally have meaning?
    - THE DEATHS!

    Anything I got right? Haha.

    Dani.

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  121. Oh and I am super excited about this finale.

    My guesses: in completely random order
    -The ring distracts Casey by going after his daughter
    -The Ring distracts Sarah by putting Chuck's Family and/or Friends (Morgan namely) in danger. Chuck tells Sarah to take care of his family while he goes after Shaw solo.
    -The Ring offs PapaB to obtain the new governor for intersect 2.0 (for the use of Shaw). PapaB dies to save Chuck and crew. Similar to Obi-Wan
    -Shaw uses the Governor to lure Chuck out into the open
    -Shaw attempts to kill Chuck to get back at Sarah for killing his wife.
    -Jeffster has an epic performance during the Shaw/Chuck battle royale and at the end a hammered Jeff smashes his keytar over the head of Shaw, allowing Chuck to finally kill Shaw and put an end to the Ring
    -In a twist of fate, Sarah's mom is the leader of the ring along with Chuck's mom. Chuck and Sarah will both be forced to kill their mothers to stop the ring once and for all. However, they Charah do not know this at the time because the mothers are wearing epic hoods and masks at the time. After Chuck and Sarah defeat their mothers they unveil the masks and find their mothers. At which point we get a "Luke, I am your father moment" but "Chuck, I am your mother"/"Sarah I am your mother"
    - Charah mothers realize that there is some good in them after some convincing by Charah and they tag team kill shaw before they succumb to their own injuries.
    -At which point Chuck flies around in his nerd herder/flying machine/ X-wing and does not have to flash to shoot the one weakness in the ring's facility, an opening that leads to a gas-main. The ring building explodes, in a manner similar to the death star. Similar to luke, using the force and not his electronic targeting system.
    -At that point who knows what will happen but I guess Chuck's intersect 2.0 will fail completely, causing him to have to downgrade to the old intersect or it will have an epic flash making Chuck not have to flash at all to use kung fu and whatnot ever again.
    -Chuck and Sarah have a gigantic makeout scene right after the buymore explodes and Shaw is dead (again) but not really... Shaw comes back and captures Sarah, chains her up and puts her in that princess leia costume from vs. the Sandworm. He also freezes Morgan using super secret ring cryogenics.

    Pretty epic I know... I should probably start writing television

    On a side note... I just word-vomited up star wars... with some actual guesses

    So in keeping with the star wars theme...
    Chuck=Luke
    Sarah=Leia
    Morgan= Solo?
    Casey= Chewey?
    Chuck and Sarah's moms=Vader (but Chuck and Sarah are actually half-siblings from the same mother... so one person in keeping with the Luke/Leia theme)
    Shaw=Jaba
    Jeffster=R2D2 and C3PO
    PapaB=Obi Wan
    The Crown Vic returns as the Millenium Falcon
    The Nerd Herder is the X-wing
    THe ring's base of operations is obviously the death star

    Well I think I am done now... I think... I know all of that probably made no sense whatsoever and I know it is very VERY out of order... but hey, I haven't slept in over 72 hours and am very tired and cannot edit this/Put the rest of star wars in order/don't want to because that would require a lot of work. I know a good bit of it has nothing to do with star wars but this post started as legitimate guesses and then quickly deteriorated into this word-vomit. I wonder if you are still reading this at this point or just gave up. Whatever.

    So to sum up the season finale... it is pretty much all of the old star wars movies combined.

    I now quit

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  122. Lee, making 50 guesses to try and cover every base is just diarrhea of the mind. ;)

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  123. The final sounds intense, and from the clips I've seen it's going to be great. But i can't help feeling a bit nervous when hearing words like game changer, point of no return and cliffhanger.

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    ez

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  124. didn't fedak (or Schwartz I forget who) call vs the colonel the point of no return?

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  125. As long as the game changer/cliffhanger is not something really stupid, like killing Sarah or letting her be pregnant, I think I'll be ok...

    HJ

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  126. Can you tell us now exactly what these meant? I still can't place how a few of them fit in.

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  127. Teaser 1
    Governor

    Teaser 2
    Chuck's dad dies because Shaw knows about Chuck's attachment issues.

    Teaser 3
    This is just a Star Wars reference to the Ring taking out Team B... though, it was put into Subway, not Ring 2.

    Teaser 4
    This was a play on words... I will let you sound it out. :)

    Teaser 5
    1R2 KARA 2HC was deliberately confusing. I didn't write this one and don't remember EXACTLY what it meant but essentially it was about Shaw returning to kill Papa B to hurt Chuck.

    Teaser 6
    This was about Sarah telling Chuck she loves him.

    Teaser 7
    Pretty simple. Team going from 3 to 4, back to 3 and then four. Then briefly growing (as Papa B, Devon, Ellie etc) and someone dying, and the image of a fire tossed into the mix.

    Teaser 8
    I liked the person who tossed out the Raven reference... but it was a play on the Buy More blowing up and Jeffster having to run away.

    Teaser 9
    Just a Shaw returning in 3.17 reference.

    Teaser 10
    Papa B promises the governor but Chuck has it taken from him. But when Shaw loses the fight, Chuck gets it back.

    Teaser 11
    That one is easy.

    There were supposed to be two more but I thought they were too spoilery and too easy. One was a reference to Ellie finding out and the other was to Chuck's mom.

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