CHUCK SPOILERS: The End

Once more unto the breach, dear friends!

And so here we all are.  Just two episodes left and then the world of CHUCK crushes in on itself and disappears (forever?).  So, here is my final spoiler blog (ever?):

• Sarah's dream wedding dress looks really pretty on her.
• Agent Walker is cold in ice.
• Chuck defends Sarah's honor.
• When abandoned and looking for a fight, you call the Russians.
• Chuck and Sarah revisit the will they won't they romance.
• At least one person de-intersects.
• Volkoff is very generous.
• Vivian 2 - Team B 0 
• The Agency puts an end to Team Bartowski.

If you don't know how this works... you guess and I fill in the holes when I feel like you have guessed enough or right (whichever I decide comes first).  I might add more if you guys inspire me to do so.  Or I might not... it really depends on you.

Why You are NOT ALLOWED to Watch CHUCK on NBC!

This little show called CHUCK has had trouble in the ratings from the begining and yet it hangs on every year and somehow soldiers on.  You can find articles all over the Internet praising the show and encouraging people to watch.  Well, on this blog, we don't sugar coat things.  Here is the truth!

YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH CHUCK!  Hell, you are not ALLOWED to watch CHUCK!  And here are the reasons why.

1. It objectifies women in really sexy ways
2. It is too right wing in its support for guns and things that go BOOM!
3. It is a liberal haven for freaks
4. It is bigoted toward nerds and their nerdy ways
5. It is racist like OUTSOURCED (even if we can't figure out how yet, IT JUST IS!)
6. It objectifies men... somehow, I am sure
7. There is too much awesome violence
8. There are too many good looking people
9. Hot ladies undress too much
10. Hot guys have their shirts off and that is reverse sexism!
11. The show is just too sexy for weak hearts
12. The whole family will enjoy the humor... and that just isn't cool
13. It objectifies nerds even more than BIG BANG THEORY
14. They put the two romantic leads together and kept them together. INSANITY!
15. It is both a comedy and a drama and everyone knows those suck.. like THE PRINCESS BRIDE, and no one likes that
16. If it was any good, you would have been watching it from day one, just like SEINFELD or BIG BANG THEORY or GLEE... since those programs started out with MASSIVE ratings and... oh wait, this is probably wrong, scratch this point out
17. Because HOUSE and DANCING WITH THE STARS and HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER are on at the same time and your DVR is incapable of recording those, or your Hulu.com link doesn't work anymore and so there is no way you could possibly tune into watch CHUCK even if it would probably make you happier to do so... especially since happiness is lame
18. If you make the mistake of falling for the show, it will consume more of your time than you are willing to invest in a show
19. It is addicting, like heroin
20. It is free to tune in... and as Apple has taught us, free stuff makes you lame... you should pay for everything you enjoy because that makes you cool

... or the bunny dies.