The Perfect Ending: CHUCK Series Finale

Tell us what your perfect ending for CHUCK, the series, would be. Chuck and Sarah have a baby? Everyone dies? Casey turns evil and locks them all up? The team skydives to their death? WHAT?! TELL IT!

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CHUCK SEASON 5 starts 28 October, 2011.

Chuck You Tuesday - Episode 52 (Family Friendly)

We talk CHUCKFEST2 with LittleChuckFan and Season 4 impressions with the rest of the crew.

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Chuck You Tuesday - Episode 50 (Family Friendly)

We talk episode 4.09, CHUCK Vs. PHASE THREE.

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Why You are NOT ALLOWED to Watch CHUCK on NBC!

This little show called CHUCK has had trouble in the ratings from the begining and yet it hangs on every year and somehow soldiers on.  You can find articles all over the Internet praising the show and encouraging people to watch.  Well, on this blog, we don't sugar coat things.  Here is the truth!

YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH CHUCK!  Hell, you are not ALLOWED to watch CHUCK!  And here are the reasons why.

1. It objectifies women in really sexy ways
2. It is too right wing in its support for guns and things that go BOOM!
3. It is a liberal haven for freaks
4. It is bigoted toward nerds and their nerdy ways
5. It is racist like OUTSOURCED (even if we can't figure out how yet, IT JUST IS!)
6. It objectifies men... somehow, I am sure
7. There is too much awesome violence
8. There are too many good looking people
9. Hot ladies undress too much
10. Hot guys have their shirts off and that is reverse sexism!
11. The show is just too sexy for weak hearts
12. The whole family will enjoy the humor... and that just isn't cool
13. It objectifies nerds even more than BIG BANG THEORY
14. They put the two romantic leads together and kept them together. INSANITY!
15. It is both a comedy and a drama and everyone knows those suck.. like THE PRINCESS BRIDE, and no one likes that
16. If it was any good, you would have been watching it from day one, just like SEINFELD or BIG BANG THEORY or GLEE... since those programs started out with MASSIVE ratings and... oh wait, this is probably wrong, scratch this point out
17. Because HOUSE and DANCING WITH THE STARS and HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER are on at the same time and your DVR is incapable of recording those, or your Hulu.com link doesn't work anymore and so there is no way you could possibly tune into watch CHUCK even if it would probably make you happier to do so... especially since happiness is lame
18. If you make the mistake of falling for the show, it will consume more of your time than you are willing to invest in a show
19. It is addicting, like heroin
20. It is free to tune in... and as Apple has taught us, free stuff makes you lame... you should pay for everything you enjoy because that makes you cool

... or the bunny dies.

Split Up Chuck and Sarah

The show-runners recently said that they have learned their lesson and will not be putting third parties between Chuck and Sarah... and a collective sigh was heard throughout a tiny, tiny, barely noticeable portion of the CHUCK universe.  While I do think they had effective third parties between them, like Lou, Jill, Bryce, Cole, and Hannah, it was Shaw that put a bad taste in the mouths of the fans, like when you expect to bite into a tasty chocolate muffin but instead bite into a pooh sandwich.

BREAK THEM UP! KEEP THEM TOGETHER!

So, no third party love interests coming between our main characters.  That leaves only a couple of narrative devices to use to keep things interesting.  One would be to throw in problems every few episodes that keeps the lovers from becoming boring, while giving us new and hotter makeup moments between them.  Or... to break them up for a while, either due to their inability to perform their job while together or due to personal issues within the relationship.  Now, you COULD keep them together and leave them happy to explore their love but this is a TV show and that is not going to happen.

Seriously.

It is not going to happen.

Stop even dreaming about it.

I know, I know... you are writing your hate comment to me right now! "MAGNUS! WHY DO YOU BE SO NEGOTEEV ABOOT THE SHOW, EH?!"  Well, eff you and your French Canadian accent.

You don't like what you are hearing?  Then tell me what you would like to see happen.  Here are some potential scenarios for them:

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

a. Chuck and Sarah are happy and the world is perfect and the birds are singing and we get a MUSICAL EPISODE! YAY!!!!

b. Chuck and Sarah are happy and the world is perfect and the birds are singing and BLAM! Sarah dies.

c. Chuck and Sarah are happy and the world is perfect and then Sarah falls forward into a ditch and busts her face and is no longer pretty and we learn that Chuck is pretty damn shallow for a nice guy.  Hey, why not?  Remember his breakup with Hannah?  What a jerk!  IN FRONT OF HER PARENTS?!  REALLY?!


d. Chuck and Sarah are happy.  Period.  NBC cancels the show during the first commercial break of episode 1 due to general forgetfulness.


e. Chuck and Sarah burn to the ground (you are welcome Jessica).


f. Chuck and Sarah learn that though they are in love, they have problems just like any couple.  Sometimes these problems cause them to argue and get mad and sometimes Chuck has to sleep on the couch.  But they somehow always figure it out because love conquers all.


g. While reading option "f" you vom'd a little bit in your mouth.


h. While reading option "f" you felt weak in the knees and peed into your diaper like a good little girl! Yeah!

OR FILL IN YOUR OWN OPTION IN THE COMMENTS SECTION.