Sunday, August 15, 2010
Chuck You Tuesday - Episode 39 (ADULTS ONLY)
We also talk about renaming CHUCK and some other useless things.
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Saturday, August 14, 2010
Why CHUCK Sucks...
... up all of my free time.
Chuck Bartowski is just such a lovable dude, even when he is breaking up with his girlfriend in front of her parents (miss you, Hannah), you can't help but like the guy. He is very brave, loyal, and he is willing to sacrifice himself for those he loves. He is the character saddled with the most burden on the show and he carries it well, never losing the true essence of who he was prior to becoming the Intersect.
Sarah Walker is a trained government killer with a massive heart. But she doesn't know it until she meets Chuck and then her whole world is turned upside down as she slowly loses touch with the trained killer and pines for the life she never had... as a normal girl. And yet, once she is able to define who she is within a loving relationship, she is able to find an identity within the spy world, where she maybe thought she didn't have one. That makes Sarah/Sam the deepest, most complex character on the show. Plus, when she does her southern accent... an angel gets its wings.
John Casey is dangerous to people whose middle name is Danger. He is not just a trained killer but someone who enjoys his job. Unlike Agent Walker, Colonel Casey chose the life and lives to serve, never questioning whether he should. And yet, the longer he remains on the mission to protect Chuck, he slowly gains a heart and finds himself not only caring about Chuck but also his friends and family.
Morgan Grimes is the best best-friend a friend can have. He is loyal, honest, protective, and dedicated. But what truly defines his character is what he does when danger comes his way. He doesn't run away, LIKE HE SHOULD. Instead, he runs into danger due to a sense of duty to his friends and/or country. Morgan may not be the most capable person, but he is a born Marine. Always faithful.
Devon Woodcomb aka Captain Awesome has earned his nickname at every turn. Not only is he an excellent doctor, athlete, friend, brother-in-law, spy, and husband, but he is someone who excels at everything while still seeing the best in people. If everyone else sees you as a loser, Devon sees you as untapped potential. Probably the kindest character on the show.
Ellie Woodcomb was forced to become both mother and father to Chuck and though still just a kid herself, raised a great human being. Also, she has always been the most logical element of the show, usually doing the most rational thing, centering the show's perspective when necessary.
Jeff and Lester aka Jeffster are dreamer losers who find something they aren't quite good at and yet do it with a passion. They are lovable because they are so genuinely messed up. It is difficult to not appreciate the joy these nutjobs receive from feeling like rock stars, even if they are just loud karaoke players.
Big Mike isn't just the Buy More manager, he is the godfather. He yells big, eats big, and loves big. For a guy who seems so angry, he has a lot of love to give. Plus, he is just really funny. Who doesn't look forward to a Big Mike scene? WHO? Whoever you are, DEMON!
I could go on... and on... and on... and seriously on about why CHUCK sucks up so much of my time and has continued to do so for far too long now. But for me, it is about the characters first, humor and action second, and story is somewhere in there.
So, tell me what it is about CHUCK that sucks up so much of your time. And perhaps, if enough people hear about it, CHUCK can "suck" for 4 more years!
Chuck Bartowski is just such a lovable dude, even when he is breaking up with his girlfriend in front of her parents (miss you, Hannah), you can't help but like the guy. He is very brave, loyal, and he is willing to sacrifice himself for those he loves. He is the character saddled with the most burden on the show and he carries it well, never losing the true essence of who he was prior to becoming the Intersect.
Sarah Walker is a trained government killer with a massive heart. But she doesn't know it until she meets Chuck and then her whole world is turned upside down as she slowly loses touch with the trained killer and pines for the life she never had... as a normal girl. And yet, once she is able to define who she is within a loving relationship, she is able to find an identity within the spy world, where she maybe thought she didn't have one. That makes Sarah/Sam the deepest, most complex character on the show. Plus, when she does her southern accent... an angel gets its wings.
John Casey is dangerous to people whose middle name is Danger. He is not just a trained killer but someone who enjoys his job. Unlike Agent Walker, Colonel Casey chose the life and lives to serve, never questioning whether he should. And yet, the longer he remains on the mission to protect Chuck, he slowly gains a heart and finds himself not only caring about Chuck but also his friends and family.
Morgan Grimes is the best best-friend a friend can have. He is loyal, honest, protective, and dedicated. But what truly defines his character is what he does when danger comes his way. He doesn't run away, LIKE HE SHOULD. Instead, he runs into danger due to a sense of duty to his friends and/or country. Morgan may not be the most capable person, but he is a born Marine. Always faithful.
Devon Woodcomb aka Captain Awesome has earned his nickname at every turn. Not only is he an excellent doctor, athlete, friend, brother-in-law, spy, and husband, but he is someone who excels at everything while still seeing the best in people. If everyone else sees you as a loser, Devon sees you as untapped potential. Probably the kindest character on the show.
Ellie Woodcomb was forced to become both mother and father to Chuck and though still just a kid herself, raised a great human being. Also, she has always been the most logical element of the show, usually doing the most rational thing, centering the show's perspective when necessary.
Jeff and Lester aka Jeffster are dreamer losers who find something they aren't quite good at and yet do it with a passion. They are lovable because they are so genuinely messed up. It is difficult to not appreciate the joy these nutjobs receive from feeling like rock stars, even if they are just loud karaoke players.
Big Mike isn't just the Buy More manager, he is the godfather. He yells big, eats big, and loves big. For a guy who seems so angry, he has a lot of love to give. Plus, he is just really funny. Who doesn't look forward to a Big Mike scene? WHO? Whoever you are, DEMON!
I could go on... and on... and on... and seriously on about why CHUCK sucks up so much of my time and has continued to do so for far too long now. But for me, it is about the characters first, humor and action second, and story is somewhere in there.
So, tell me what it is about CHUCK that sucks up so much of your time. And perhaps, if enough people hear about it, CHUCK can "suck" for 4 more years!
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Friday, August 13, 2010
Zachary Levi Live casts from the set
Part 1
Part 2
Part 2
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Want to Save Chuck? Rename It!
"CHUCK" Sucks!
Our friend until the end on Twitter, HeatherG71 launched a little game based on the idea that CHUCK would improve its ratings by changing its name (I instigated this so send me the hate mail if you are somehow offended by the notion that CHUCK is a terrible name for a show).
So, jump on Twitter and participate or post your ideas here in the comment section. The hashtag for this happy little Twitter game is #RenameChuck.
Our friend until the end on Twitter, HeatherG71 launched a little game based on the idea that CHUCK would improve its ratings by changing its name (I instigated this so send me the hate mail if you are somehow offended by the notion that CHUCK is a terrible name for a show).
So, jump on Twitter and participate or post your ideas here in the comment section. The hashtag for this happy little Twitter game is #RenameChuck.
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Monday, August 9, 2010
Killing Mama B
"Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children." -- William Makepeace Thackeray
The search for Chuck's mom is the apparent end-game of season 4 and that demands one ponder some questions about the next 13 episodes. Will she be good? Will she be bad? Will she be an alien? Does she club cute baby seals in their brainzies? The witch!
In the past couple of weeks we have jumped the Shaw-arc, split up Chuck and Sarah, and now it is time we kill Mama B!
I like to think of this scenario... what if Mama B is so bad that the US government wants her dead? That the Ring, or some other nefarious organization, is protecting her from Chuck's former bosses? And what if Sarah, still a CIA agent, is tasked with finding and killing the mother of the man she loves, without knowing that the target is his mom? What would Sarah do if she found out? What would Casey do? WHAT WOULD THEY DO?!?!?! What if Chuck and Morgan's search for mom, and Sarah and Casey's hunt to kill mom, intersect?! OMFGBBQ!
What if the Lochness Monster and Jack the Ripper were one and the same?! Bullcrabcakes, or not?!
Discuss!
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Friday, August 6, 2010
Split Up Chuck and Sarah
The show-runners recently said that they have learned their lesson and will not be putting third parties between Chuck and Sarah... and a collective sigh was heard throughout a tiny, tiny, barely noticeable portion of the CHUCK universe. While I do think they had effective third parties between them, like Lou, Jill, Bryce, Cole, and Hannah, it was Shaw that put a bad taste in the mouths of the fans, like when you expect to bite into a tasty chocolate muffin but instead bite into a pooh sandwich.
BREAK THEM UP! KEEP THEM TOGETHER!
So, no third party love interests coming between our main characters. That leaves only a couple of narrative devices to use to keep things interesting. One would be to throw in problems every few episodes that keeps the lovers from becoming boring, while giving us new and hotter makeup moments between them. Or... to break them up for a while, either due to their inability to perform their job while together or due to personal issues within the relationship. Now, you COULD keep them together and leave them happy to explore their love but this is a TV show and that is not going to happen.
Seriously.
It is not going to happen.
Stop even dreaming about it.
I know, I know... you are writing your hate comment to me right now! "MAGNUS! WHY DO YOU BE SO NEGOTEEV ABOOT THE SHOW, EH?!" Well, eff you and your French Canadian accent.
You don't like what you are hearing? Then tell me what you would like to see happen. Here are some potential scenarios for them:
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
OR FILL IN YOUR OWN OPTION IN THE COMMENTS SECTION.
BREAK THEM UP! KEEP THEM TOGETHER!
So, no third party love interests coming between our main characters. That leaves only a couple of narrative devices to use to keep things interesting. One would be to throw in problems every few episodes that keeps the lovers from becoming boring, while giving us new and hotter makeup moments between them. Or... to break them up for a while, either due to their inability to perform their job while together or due to personal issues within the relationship. Now, you COULD keep them together and leave them happy to explore their love but this is a TV show and that is not going to happen.
Seriously.
It is not going to happen.
Stop even dreaming about it.
I know, I know... you are writing your hate comment to me right now! "MAGNUS! WHY DO YOU BE SO NEGOTEEV ABOOT THE SHOW, EH?!" Well, eff you and your French Canadian accent.
You don't like what you are hearing? Then tell me what you would like to see happen. Here are some potential scenarios for them:
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
a. Chuck and Sarah are happy and the world is perfect and the birds are singing and we get a MUSICAL EPISODE! YAY!!!!
b. Chuck and Sarah are happy and the world is perfect and the birds are singing and BLAM! Sarah dies.
c. Chuck and Sarah are happy and the world is perfect and then Sarah falls forward into a ditch and busts her face and is no longer pretty and we learn that Chuck is pretty damn shallow for a nice guy. Hey, why not? Remember his breakup with Hannah? What a jerk! IN FRONT OF HER PARENTS?! REALLY?!
d. Chuck and Sarah are happy. Period. NBC cancels the show during the first commercial break of episode 1 due to general forgetfulness.
e. Chuck and Sarah burn to the ground (you are welcome Jessica).
f. Chuck and Sarah learn that though they are in love, they have problems just like any couple. Sometimes these problems cause them to argue and get mad and sometimes Chuck has to sleep on the couch. But they somehow always figure it out because love conquers all.
g. While reading option "f" you vom'd a little bit in your mouth.
h. While reading option "f" you felt weak in the knees and peed into your diaper like a good little girl! Yeah!
OR FILL IN YOUR OWN OPTION IN THE COMMENTS SECTION.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Detonating CHUCK - Quitting Before the Cancellation
August 6th note: ChuckTV and others have blogged about this post and decided to misrepresent its purpose. So, for those incapable of reading... nowhere does it say that anyone I have talked to said the show IS CERTAINLY GOING TO BE CANCELED, but that it is very unlikely to be renewed. This is a hypothetical scenario being posed for debate. An ethical site would have been sure to represent that accurately.
To quote myself in an early response in the comments section: "No insider I have talked to knows anything for sure about the fate of the show."
TRAITOR!
I have had several conversations over this summer with various people from insiders, to industry people, to journalists and most said the same thing: the CHUCK show-runners should announce that season 4 is the final season no matter what happens with the ratings. End it now before NBC cancels the show. Construct a series finale and request that NBC pick up 3 or more new episodes for the season to finish out the story.
ARE YOU NUTS?
But is this the best thing to do for the show? If the show-runners have a five or seven season arc (depending on who you talk to), would ending the show early and on purpose damage the narrative? Would the writers be forced to rush certain scenarios and characters arcs as a way to wrap them up? Not if they are given 3 or more episodes to do it.
BSG AND LOST DID IT!
Both BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and LOST announced that their shows would end before the networks were ready to cancel them. Both shows realized their overall story arc had a finite life and that ending them was better for the series. Granted, both shows had controversial final episodes but both also milked the resolution to the story until the final hour or so of the series. CHUCK has less weight to the grander story and so it could likely spend the final three hours closing the series out on an epic note, without it feeling rushed or contrived.
CONTEMPLATION!
Can CHUCK actually increase its ratings enough in season 4 to get an extended episode order, or a 5th season? History says no. Most shows lose ratings every season, they don't increase them. Sure, a few shows have actually seen ratings increases in later seasons but they were mostly procedural type shows that didn't have a grander arc. Also, they were easily definable shows. I still have a hard time describing CHUCK to new viewers in 450 words or less (granted, I use a lot of words). The only other way CHUCK could either get more episodes in season 4 or get picked up for a 5th season is if other NBC shows do so poorly that CHUCK looks comparatively good. And even then it is unlikely since it could be seen as part of the problem. The show could also return if WB lowballs the licensing fee, but from what I hear that fee is already so low that it cannot get much lower.
CAPITULATION!
What do you think? Should the show-runners announce the end of the show now? Should they do so to leverage more episodes in the 4th and final season? Or should they just go on until NBC cancels it? Will it serve the story and the fans best to finalize the overall arc this year? Or is it more important to serve the specific season arc and worry about getting more later?
Finally, should WB send me the entire season on DVD as soon as it is available?
To quote myself in an early response in the comments section: "No insider I have talked to knows anything for sure about the fate of the show."
TRAITOR!
I have had several conversations over this summer with various people from insiders, to industry people, to journalists and most said the same thing: the CHUCK show-runners should announce that season 4 is the final season no matter what happens with the ratings. End it now before NBC cancels the show. Construct a series finale and request that NBC pick up 3 or more new episodes for the season to finish out the story.
ARE YOU NUTS?
But is this the best thing to do for the show? If the show-runners have a five or seven season arc (depending on who you talk to), would ending the show early and on purpose damage the narrative? Would the writers be forced to rush certain scenarios and characters arcs as a way to wrap them up? Not if they are given 3 or more episodes to do it.
BSG AND LOST DID IT!
Both BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and LOST announced that their shows would end before the networks were ready to cancel them. Both shows realized their overall story arc had a finite life and that ending them was better for the series. Granted, both shows had controversial final episodes but both also milked the resolution to the story until the final hour or so of the series. CHUCK has less weight to the grander story and so it could likely spend the final three hours closing the series out on an epic note, without it feeling rushed or contrived.
CONTEMPLATION!
Can CHUCK actually increase its ratings enough in season 4 to get an extended episode order, or a 5th season? History says no. Most shows lose ratings every season, they don't increase them. Sure, a few shows have actually seen ratings increases in later seasons but they were mostly procedural type shows that didn't have a grander arc. Also, they were easily definable shows. I still have a hard time describing CHUCK to new viewers in 450 words or less (granted, I use a lot of words). The only other way CHUCK could either get more episodes in season 4 or get picked up for a 5th season is if other NBC shows do so poorly that CHUCK looks comparatively good. And even then it is unlikely since it could be seen as part of the problem. The show could also return if WB lowballs the licensing fee, but from what I hear that fee is already so low that it cannot get much lower.
CAPITULATION!
What do you think? Should the show-runners announce the end of the show now? Should they do so to leverage more episodes in the 4th and final season? Or should they just go on until NBC cancels it? Will it serve the story and the fans best to finalize the overall arc this year? Or is it more important to serve the specific season arc and worry about getting more later?
Finally, should WB send me the entire season on DVD as soon as it is available?
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Monday, August 2, 2010
Chuck You Tuesday - Episode 38 (PG and R-Rated)
This is a two-in-one episode discussing San Diego Comic Con, the CHUCK Tweet-Up, Zachary Levi's party, and the Ken-Mar tennis charity event with Yvonne Strahovski.
First few minutes contain video from the CHUCK Tweet-Up with Zac and Sarah addressing the attendees.
WARNING! If you want a family friendly experience, only listen to the FIRST SEGMENT which ends around the 21 minute mark. The rest of the podcast is for ADULTS ONLY.
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